Today’s bilabial voiced vs. unvoiced consonant confusability lesson comes as Peter pokes his head around the corner to the office.
Me: “Ooh! You scared me!”
Peter: “I boo!”
Me: “Yes, you did ‘boo’ me, it was scary.”
Peter continues saying “I boo! I boo!” as he walks to me, pointing at his crotch. It takes a moment to dawn on me. He’s not scaring me… he’s trying to tell me…
Me: “Ohhhh… did you poop?”