The scene: dinner time. It’s a chef’s salad, but we’ve just given the kids the egg halves and strips of ham and cheese and turkey separately.
“Watch this, Dad,” Jack says as he holds up a stick of ham and a stick of cheese. “This one is Boba Fett. And this one is Han Solo. Watch.”
He holds the two of them up like little stick figures. He takes “Ham” Solo and puts him behind Cheesey Fett, and proceeds to re-enact a scene from the opening of Return of the Jedi:
“Boba Fett? Boba Fett? Where?” The ham stick hits the cheese stick.
“AHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” yells the cheese stick as it flies out of control on an invisible jetpack before it lands in Jack’s mouth.
*sniff* I couldn’t be more proud.